Newsnight Drop Theresa Sex Bomb!
Really thankful -
to all the people helping me roll the snowball up the sandhill way
through the Sahara just as we get rounded up for May
As we're learning to feel all Reich like we will be in June
Playing music in fascist Italy when the El Duce did croon
Philip smiling here on another Newsnight puff piece
Theresa's sex life provides an added release
Its One in your eye for the WI
Go and stand with your face to the wall
Imagine 1000 pound leathers wrapped round something tall.
A bromide for the liberals and twats
Time to have a new Party
And release the Ian Katz
A poem a day coming up to the erection Sorry election for the stand up straight House of Correction Mammoms skyscrapers In the sacred square mile and a Sturgeons pins To aid the smile. Of legs and a safe pair of hands The electorate are getting sweaty around the glands Its ridiculous to think its out to do with sex, going into a box, placing your x